Uefa Champions League final: Barcelona v Manchester United TRAILER

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Gila Bola (UCL version)

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BARCELONA VS MANCHESTER UNITED
UEFA CHAMPIONS LEAGUE FINAL
ROME, ITALY
27 MAY 2009

Selaku penyokong tegar Man Utd, aku harap diorg menang laa rabu nih. tp kalau barca menang pun aku tak kesah sgt. sbb diorg macam kuat tahun nih..

Cakap pasal final Champions League nih, adelaa satu pengalaman mnarik mase mude2 kat sekolah dulu. waktu kat maktab(aka sekolah;MRSM ni name sume mmg nak glamer je) dulu, tv ade due ketul. due2 kat dewan selera(ds aka dewan makan). sooo, kalo nak tengok bola, kene laa gi ds tgh2 mlm bute.kadang2 dak2 tgk movie. aku pun pnah tgk skali midnight movie. cite Stealth rasenye. baru abes satu cd pastu kene hambat ngan pakguard.sambung balik tgk minggu dpan cd 2(due2 kebetulan aku ade skali.almaklumlah aku ngan tdo awal). tp tu cite lain..ni nak cte pasal final Champions League 2005(mase tuh form 5/senior).

Nak dijadikan cerita, maka bertemulah AC Milan ngan Liverpool kat Istanbul. Sebenarnye aku sokong due2(neutral laa kire), kebanyakan kelab yg aku sokong sume kaler merah jersi die(except arsenal sbb abg aku sokong arsenal dan die slalu api2kan aku ngan man u.. terus aku benci arsenal sampai skang..sori laa matjoe). Jd berduyunlah kaki2 bola(xde kaki ngeteh kat maktab aku) ke ds.mmg lah illegal nak tgk bola malam2 bute. light off pun pukul 12.ni kan nak tgk bola kol 2.45.. Time ni aku rase time exam final first sem.esoknye paper fizik.aku pun bawak laa buku fizik(bajet nak bace)..



Game die first half tak mnarik. AC Milan main sorg2 jer. score first half 3-0(maldini, crespo x2). macam takde harapan tuk l'pool. btw, tigaperempat yg ade kat ds tu peminat liverpool. so mcm senyap je kat ds...start seken half. lpas 10 mnt gerrard score. bersorak laa penyokong liverpool.tp mcm sorak biase2..mmg igt takde harapan dah time tuh.pastu smicer tah dari mane rembat masuk..time tu mmg melalak habis dak2 nih jerit.. pastu lame sket dpt penalti..Alonso skor.. terus bumbung ds macam nak tecabut diorg jerit.kalah org histeria beb..time tu aku dah cuak skit2..kalo warden dgr, abes laa sorg2 kene sebat..pukul 4.30 memekak kaco jiran tetangge..tamat laa 90 minit permainan.masa tambahan pun takde gol gak..so penalti laa jawabnye.

Nak tunggu penalti tu, tetibe dgr satu suara yang familiar
"Hangpa semua mai beratuq kat sini"
skali ustaz manzur(salah sorg warden) dah terpacak kat pintu ds. yg peliknye, camner die boleh silentkan motor die malam tu(ke pagi??) padahal motor die sgt laa bising.sorg pun tak perasan die dtg.abes semua satu ds takleh lari terpakse buat line. tak ckup satu line, tmbh lagi satu line junior kat blakang.ade laa dlm 50 org semuanye.
Memang makan penampar laa sorg2 mlm tuh.tp sbb aku bawak buku fizik tadi kan, mase turn aku, aku pegang buku tu di posisi yg dapat dilihat. so dpt soft touch je laa..setan gle terase.akhirnye aku hanye tau liverpool menang penalti malam tu..skor pun aku tak tau sampai laa aku tgk youtube tadi..

Penampar ustaz manzur nih mmg first class. sbb pe??
mari kite lihat.
tapak tangan ustaz manzur ni mmg pejal.dipenuhi oleh lapisan2 kulit yang lengkap 5 kesemuanya. tambah sikit dgn cushion lemak.skali penampar hinggap kapla, berdesing bai.

ade satu hukum fizik direka oleh budak2 maktab aku yang bijak bestari.

• bagi org kebiasaan : bile daye yang dihasilkan oleh hayunan tangan hinggap di muka, maka akan ade pantulan daya dari muka kembali ke tapak tangan. maka daya ini akan hilang dan terbazir

• tp untuk hayunan ustaz manzur : daye yang dihasilkan oleh hayunan tangan hinggap di muka, maka akan ade pantulan daya dari muka kembali ke tapak tangan dan lapisan lemak di tangan ustaz akan memantulkan kembali daya ke muke dan seterusnya.maka tiada pembaziran berlaku dan daya yang dihasilkan akan 100% hinggap ke muke.

begitulah formula nyeh.mmg bijak kawan2 aku nih. .tp balasannye, aku dpt markah 76 je untuk final fizik esok hari. terus tak dapat masuk Olympiad Fizik. semua terkejut aku tak masuk sbb cikgu amek 50 org tertinggi markah first sem.walhal aku antara skorer fizik time dulu.sobsob

penampar malam tu satu2nye yang aku terime stakat ni. mak ayah aku pun tak penah tampar aku. tp tak kisahlaa beb, jadi memori kat MRSM Beseri..

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EPL CHAMPION 08/09

18th title.......and still counting

history:

Perfect 10: United's other Premier League titles

92/3 A 26-year wait for the league title was ended as Sir Alex Ferguson's side held off challenges from Aston Villa and Norwich. Ron Atkinson's Villa pushed hard, sitting four points behind with two games to go. A loss at Oldham and United's win against Blackburn sealed the first of many title successes for Fergie.

93/4 United were cruising to a second consecutive title until Kenny Dalglish's Blackburn beat them 2-0 in early April thanks to an Alan Shearer brace. An unexpected Rovers defeat at Coventry ensured the title would remain at Old Trafford, the title confirmed with a goalless final day draw with Coventry.

95/6 Surprising summer departures led many, including a certain Alan Hansen, to query United's chances of reclaiming the title from Blackburn. Ferguson had cards up his sleeve, his "fledglings" helping United overhaul Newcastle's 12-point lead. Kevin Keegan's infamous televised outburst aided Ferguson's cause.

96/7 For parts of the season it seemed United would struggle to retain the title, heavy losses at Newcastle and Southampton showcasing their troubles. Fergie's side eventually reached the summit in January, remaining there for the rest of the season. Liverpool's defeat at Wimbledon ensured a fourth title in five seasons.

98/9 An ultimately historic season for the Red Devils saw United pushed to the wire by an impressive Arsenal. Poor late form handed the initiative to Ferguson's side and a final-day victory against Tottenham wrapped up the first of three trophies, they added the FA Cup and Champions League to secure an unprecedented treble.

99/0 A campaign memorable for United's decision to pull out of the FA Cup in favour of the World Club Championship saw the Old Trafford side stroll home. The inability of their rivals to capitalise on United's Brazilian trip allowed Ferguson's men to wrap up the title at Southampton with four games to spare.

00/1 Ferguson sets another record, becoming the first manager to win three successive titles as United again finish ahead of Arsène Wenger's Arsenal. Awesome foursome Teddy Sheringham, Ole Gunnar Solskjaer, Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke lead the way, the title again secured by mid-April.

02/3 United reclaim the title from an Arsenal side that led by eight points in early March. An invaluable point at Highbury in mid-April helped swing the title back toward Old Trafford as Ferguson put aside differences with his star midfielder David Beckham to lift an eighth Premier League in 11 seasons.

06/7 Three barren seasons at Old Trafford were brought to an end as Jose Mourinho's Chelsea failed to emulate Fergie's Premier League hat-trick and surrendered the title. Top at Christmas, a free-scoring United romped home in style, the title secured when Chelsea could only draw with Arsenal.

07/8 A superlative 42-goal season from midfielder Cristiano Ronaldo drove United over the finishing line. The Gunners set the early pace, holding a one-point lead over United at Christmas, before another late-season dip in form and costly draws for Chelsea meant a 10th title win in 16 seasons for the Reds.

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1993-94

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